Ten Reasons to go to Boot Camp!
WE’LL COUNT EM’ OUT BACKWARD!…Sir!
“10 Sir”: Physical activity Sir! Maybe you’re chubby. Maybe you’re smelly. We can help with the first one.
“9 Sir”: Fresh mountain air Sir! Momma’s pine-sol or pine cones? That’s what we thought.
“8 Sir”: Dog tags Sir! Nothing says “I’ve seen war” like tags on a chain. Instant respect.
“7 Sir”: Nature Sir! Cute raccoons. Sweet squirrels. Twittering birds… the occasional bear.
“6 Sir”: The food Sir! Ever heard of “filet mignon”? Or room service? Not here, but it will taste good to you. Promise.
“5 Sir”: Rest Sir! Sleep until your Drill Instructor FEELS like waking you up.
“4 Sir”: Competition sports Sir! You’ve never seen gunny sack races like these, evening pony rides… or monster volley ball!
“3 Sir”: Friends Sir! Nothing like getting acquainted with an annoyed drill instructor that seem to like to yell a lot.
“2 Sir”: Bus ride Sir! Did we mention the scenic bus trip from the Las Vegas Christian Center to An Undisclosed Secret Location in Lovely Gallinas Canyon, NM is totally free? Not to mention all the awesome stories the kid next to will tell you about all the times he has gone to boot camp-who knows, maybe he won’t shut up until the drill instructors board the bus…
“1 Sir”: Mountain climbing Sir! “As the blast of the ram’s horn grew louder and louder, Moses spoke, and God thundered His reply. The Lord came down on the top of Mount Sinai and called Moses to the top of the mountain. So Moses climbed the mountain.” (EX. 19.19-20) God is at the top of the mountain. Will you meet Him? He is waiting.